To be a hick you must be/have/like :
* Like Hunting
* Have a furry body.
* Like Christian Rock, and Country.
* rudely burp in any situation no matter what
* Walk around in your Under-garments because it's "your house"
* answer the door in your under-garments
* Fart to piss people off
* Take really long shits.
* Eat alot
* Religiously watch wrestling.
* Have NO manners what so ever.
* Have a beard and long hair, to match your furry body.
* Like to gamble
* Like to drink
* Obnoxiously retarted when drunk
* Like George W. Bush
* Have a "beer belly"
* Have less teeth than your 4 year old neice
* Not know how to work technology except the TV, and the Raido/Stereo, maybe a playstaion here and there
* WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.