* You most likely have Hairy Arm Pits no exceuses.
* Guys Have to wear short shorts.
* God is Wal*Mart
* Like to fix cars
* Girls always wear bright red lipstick and whorey blue eye shadow
* No such thing as a phone
* Have to have some kind of teeth problem
* Love Flannels
* Teeth look like most British people's.
* You most likely have Hairy Legs unless the hair got burnt off in some freak accident
* You usually have a Mullet
* You must have greasy hair
* You must wear tight pants
* You have to be smelly
* You have to own one pair of boots
* You must own a
truck
* They beat their wives/g.fs and then the girls fight back and kick the shit out of them.
* You have to love Monster Trucks
* You never match
* Plaid is consided you fav color
* You gotta love beer and getting drunk
* You got to be
on some kind of drug
* And you are most likely to end up in the Jerry Springer show
