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To be White Trash you must have/like/be:
 
* You most likely have Hairy Arm Pits no exceuses.
* Guys Have to wear short shorts.
* God is Wal*Mart
* Like to fix cars
* Girls always wear bright red lipstick and whorey blue eye shadow
* No such thing as a phone
* Have to have some kind of teeth problem
* Love Flannels
* Teeth look like most British people's.
* You most likely have Hairy Legs unless the hair got burnt off in some freak accident
* You usually have a Mullet
* You must have greasy hair
* You must wear tight pants
* You have to be smelly
* You have to own one pair of boots
* You must own a truck
* They beat their wives/g.fs and then the girls fight back and kick the shit out of them.
* You have to love Monster Trucks
* You never match
* Plaid is consided you fav color
* You gotta love beer and getting drunk
* You got to be on some kind of drug
* And you are most likely to end up in the Jerry Springer show

Favorite hair style is a mullet,  hate to take showers.  Love to wear black jeans.  Proud to be White Trash, hates poser white trashers. 

Favorite White Trash Movies/Shows:
Don't like Movies or TV shows.
 
Favorite White Trash Bands:
mostly classic rock like:
Have to Head Bang.
* Pink Floyd
* Led Zepplin
* Tom Petty
* Alice Cooper
* Lynard Skynard
* Motly Crew
* Skid Row

Female White Trash
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notice the bright red lipstick and the blue eye shadow

Male White Trash
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Notice the mullet and the flannel

Deadicated to Carbon County, and all it's residents, Especially dedicated to all the Coal Cracker/Hick/White Trash persons out there..